All across America, and even the world, people are weeping over the evil Patriots victory, which completed a perfect regular season for Satan's team.
Beginning tomorrow, America will begin a week of morning over the tragic events which unfolded on Saturday night: the New England Patriots completed a perfect regular season - 16 wins, 0 losses. The Desch family encourages everyone to wear black for the next week, and set your hope on the fast-approaching demise of the Patriots, which will occur when the Colts beat them in the AFC championship game in Foxboro, New England's home turf. Please do not lose hope everyone, good will triumph over evil, if not in this life then in the next.
1 comment:
I was waiting for this. I will be wearing black with you in spirit.
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