We spent a good part of Saturday continuing to get ready for our baby... tying the bumper pad on the crib rails, putting together the pack and play, washing some last little
onesies, putting together a swing, and then finding places for all of this, which is no small feat when you live in a little studio apartment. But it looks wonderful.
I have learned that you can't be an idiot and hope to put together baby furniture. Putting together Baby
Desch's crib was misleading... that was our first piece of baby furniture, and we were convinced a monkey could have put that together. I began to wonder why people thought putting baby stuff together was time-consuming. Then came the mobile to hang over the crib. That was much more difficult. You'd think that a big piece of furniture to sleep in would be more challenging than some cute little animals that spin around, but you'd be wrong with that assumption. I sat at our kitchen table for a good 30 or 40 minutes one day when Josh was taking a nap, trying to put that mobile together, and I still didn't have it together when he woke up. But this task was nothing compared to the herculean effort required to put together the pack & play and the swing.
The pack & play that we picked out is made by this European company named
Chicco. Let me tell you,
Chicco needs to employ a department of people dedicated solely to improving their instructions. They were terrible. The actual instructions were so-so, but then the pictures that they gave you were horrible. They didn't really illustrate what the instructions said, so I was left trying to figure out how the heck the diaper changing pad went together for about 40 minutes... surely someone with average intelligence can figure this out. I never did. I still don't know how it's supposed to work. Either Europeans are a lot smarter (which I doubt), or they are used to working out of instruction books that make no sense. So that's the story of the pack & play.
Then came the swing. This was by far the lowest point of the whole day. We were
crusing right along, looking at instructions made by
Graco, who uses better pictures. Snap this in to that, twist this over. Ah yes, directions I recognize. Then came the time to screw on some feet things to the bottom of the swing to give it a base. At this point, the assembly machine broke down. Here were two people with recent college degrees, completely and utterly defeated by the construction of a baby swing. Josh nearly threw in the towel. But we
persevered, and eventually figured out how the stupid things were supposed to fit on, and the rest is history. Suffice it to say there is a functional swing sitting in our kitchen right now, with a blue teddy bear strapped in as a place holder.
Another step in our baby-
fication happened on Saturday night, when we went to Target for batteries. Specifically D batteries to run the swing. Who buys D batteries unless you're a parent? Nothing runs on D batteries except for kid toys that make really annoying noises and stuff. I felt like such a parent when I went through the line with those in the cart.
So we are ready. Baby
Desch, you can go on and begin to make your appearance at any time, preferably NOW. OK, nothing happened. How about NOW?
Hmm, still nothing. You can see that the waiting is getting more and more difficult, and Baby's due date isn't technically until the 24
th. This is an exercise in
patience and trusting the Lord's timing. Any day now is fine with us.